Do you think Jesus farted? I bet he did. I bet he ate beans and squeezed out some whoppers!

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So eat them beans at every meal

Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart
The more you eat them, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let’s eat beans with every meal

Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart
The more you eat them, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
So eat them beans at every meal

more pictures: Jesus and Red Beans Save Your Soul Kit (farts not included)

Wow check out this baby dropping a mean fart bomb at the dinner table! Her Dad must be proud!

hilarious! toot toot! five brown stars.

We Love Farts a photo by where`s my ink? on Flickr.

Yes, it’s true!

Nothing like a little public flatulence in a very crowded area!